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"What
if the Hokey Pokey is really what it's all about?"
D. Womack
Greencastle, PA |
"Definition of the term 'procrastination' - Keeping up with yesterday."
Kelley Sanders
Knoxville, TN |
"Be
careful - a chip on the shoulder can sometimes lead to a knot on the head."
R. Brunk
Dayton, VA |
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"Don't sweat the petty stuff. Pet the sweaty
stuff." Anonymous listener |
"One of the great truths in life I learned as a
child, is that no matter how hard you try, you can't hide a piece of
broccoli in a glass of milk." Dave
Moubray
Mount Sidney, VA |
The eleventh commandment should read "Never hold
a cat and a Dust Buster at the same time."
Cindy J.
Kingsport, TN |
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"It's
what you learn after you know it all that counts."
S. Reedy
Roanoke, VA |
"A
father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be."
B. Liskey
Harrisburg, PA |
"Tact: the ability to keep silent while two friends argue and all the time
you know they are both wrong." Britt Saunders
Salisbury, MD |
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"The way to get started is to quit talking and
begin doing. B. Wingard
Lewisburg, PA |
Middle age: when actions creak louder than words
D.
Robinson, Jarrett, VA |
"The
secret of patience is doing something else in the meantime."
Charlie Byerly
Gettysburg, PA |
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"Motion is two-thirds of promotion."
Reva Davis
Charleston, WV |
"God
gives the milk, but not the pail."
Jimmy Williams
Staunton, VA |
"Be
like a postage stamp - stick to one thing until you get there."
Margaret Hammer
Suffolk, VA |
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"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."
Carol Harlow
Rockbridge Baths, VA |
"You
shouldn't resist growing old . . . many are denied that privilege."
Heather Jean Reardon
Harrisonburg, VA |
"Good
health comes from the farm, not the pharmacy."
Donna
Brinsfield
Hurlock, MD |
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"We
can learn a lot from a box of crayons . . . some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names. All are different colors, but they all
have to learn to live in the same box."
Pat Baugher |
"When
you come to a fork in the road, pick just one road."
Joe Rudmin
Harrisonburg, VA |
"Religion is like money. People seem to argue over the denominations."
Raymond Brunk
Dayton, VA
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"When
you feel dog-tired at night . .. it may be because you growled all day."
Rachel Simmons
Crimora, VA |
"You
can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar."
Serena Brewer
Newport News, VA |
"It's
always darkest before dawn. So if you are going to steal your neighbors
newspaper, that's the time to do it."
Jennifer
Weller |
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"You
wouldn't worry so much about what people think of you . . . if you knew how
seldom they did." Jim Bishop
Harrisonburg, VA |
"Don't criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes . . . that
way you'll be a mile away, plus you'll have his shoes."
Larry Aldrich
Shenandoah, VA |
"A
true friend knows who you are . . . but likes you anyway."
Pam Miller
Pleasant Valley, VA |
| "People
are like teabags . . . sometimes you have to put them in hot water before
you know how strong they are."
Karen Beegles
Waynesboro, VA |
"He
who throws dirt always loses ground."
R. Kelly
Winchester, VA |
"Listen to your brain. It has lots of good information."
7 yr. old C. Randall
Rose Hill, VA |
| "The
ten commandments are not multiple choice."
S. Baker
Moorefield, WV |
"The
heaviest thing to carry is a grudge."
Harvey Mitchell
Rocky Mount, VA |
"Don't
waste time worrying about the things you can't change."
anonymous |
| "Never
trust a skinny cook."
Bob Wetsel
Harrisonburg, VA |
"The
first sign of wisdom is the lack of an ill temper."
Sarah Burnside
Kingsport, TN |
"If
you take care of the pennies, the dollars will take care of
themselves."
Junior Hewitt
Staunton, VA |
| "The
reason a dollar won't do as much for people as it once did, is because
people won't do as much for a dollar as they once did."
Oscar Hamilton
Wheeling WV |
"Life
is a trial, mile by mile. Life is hard, yard by yard. But it's a cinch,
inch by inch."
Don Myers
McGaheysville, VA |
"Real
difficulties can be overcome; it's only the imaginary ones that are
sometimes unconquerable."
Ann Culpepper
Chambersburg, PA |
| "What
you throw away today, you might need tomorrow."
Bo Walter
Mt. Crawford, VA |
"Opportunity
is kind of like a dial tone. All it takes is a little push."
Cindy Wilson
Emporia, VA |
"Definition
of forgiveness: that's when you leave your dad's handsaw out in the rain
and he says it was rusty anyway."
Virginia Ritchie
Linville, VA |
| "Hospitality
is the art of making people feel at home . . . when you wish they were . .
. at home."
Lola Strickler
Mt. Sidney, VA |
"Stupidity
won't kill you . . . but it can make you sweat."
Juanita Huffer
Bridgewater, VA |
"Never
miss a good chance to shut up."
Kerry Munson
Jarrett, VA |
| "There
are two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works."
Ronnie Miller
Easton, MD |
"If
you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging."
Cindy Nelson
Louisa, VA |
"A
still tongue makes a wise head."
Joel Burner, Jr.
Shenandoah, VA |
| "Never
kick a man when he is down. He might get up."
Larry Burkeholder
Ephrata, PA |
"Gossip is like
butter - easy to spread, but near impossible to remove."
Jerri Motsinger
Mt. Crawford, VA
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"A
fat wife and a large barn never did a man any harm."
Oscar Smith
Bristol, VA |
| "The best way to
appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without it."
Virginia Ritchie
Linville, VA |
"A
honeymoon is the vacation a man takes before going to work for a new
boss."
Cecil Manning
East Berlin, PA |
"There
are two ways to get rich - spend less than you make or make more than you
spend."
Emily Bazzell
Charlottesville, VA |
| "The
full use of today is the best preparation for tomorrow."
Milton Walker
Gettysburg, PA |
"Don’t ask
anyone to do a job which you are not willing to at least try
yourself."
Raymond Daugherty
Mathias, WV |
"A
night club is a place where the tables are reserved - and the customers
usually aren't."
Garland Simmers
Harrisonburg, VA |
| "Don't
drive as if you owned the road - drive as if you owned the car."
Dale Goodson
Hagerstown, MD |
"A
man is never so weak as when a pretty lady tells him how strong he
is."
Tom Weller
Kingsport, TN |
"A
yawn is at least an honest opinion."
Steve Woodson
Stuarts Draft, VA |
| "Too
many folks follow the path of least resistance."
Esther Smith
Tazewell, VA |
"It’s better
to have it and not need it, than to need it . . . and not have it."
Donald Roby
Swoope, VA |
"The
man who rolls up his sleeves seldom loses his shirt."
Mike Giles
Big Stone Gap, VA |
| "Diet
is the penalty for exceeding the feed limit."
Ronnie Baumgardner
Easton, MD |
"Every dog has
his day. And a good dog just might have two days."
Fred Shira
Parnassus, VA |
"He who talks too
much robs himself of the time to think."
Jim Brennemen, recalling the words of his
father, Ben Brenneman
Waynesboro, VA |
| "I’d rather
apologize for not meeting a standard . . . than for not having one."
Clara Sinz-Kern
Harrisonburg, VA |
"A
farmer is a man outstanding in his field."
Karen DiMatteo
Chambersburg, PA |
"Life is
uncertain. Have dessert first."
Sandy Martin
Mt. Crawford, VA |
| "The
nicest thing about being bald is that when company comes all you have to
do is straighten your tie."
anonymous |
"People will
quickly forget how fast you did a job; They will remember longer how well
you did it."
Stacy B. Wheelbarger
Dayton, VA |
"If you always
do what you've always done, you'll always get what you always got."
Becky Teerlink
Waynesboro, VA |
| "You must stand
for something, or you'll fall for anything."
Joanne Leiter
Grottoes, VA |
"No
matter how great a man is, the size of his funeral usually depends on the
weather."
Buddy Jones
Petersburg, WV |
"Nothing is
worth more than this day."
Don Myers
McGayheysville, VA |
